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How My Hiccups Almost Killed Me :D

My hiccups were cured on the bus today by a stranger. He was obviously pissed off with my chicken-like noises and decided that he must act…by shouting “BOO!” as loudly as a human being is physically capable of doing. Not only did he cure my hiccups. Oh no. 80% of the passengers shat themselves, 18% appeared to have heart attacks, and the remaining 2% (the bus driver) jumped so viciously that he made the bus swerve suddenly. Which in turn induced more panicky behaviour from the passengers.

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Thanks for curing my hiccups random stranger, almost at the cost of our lives.

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