01 8 / 2012
My hiccups were cured on the bus today by a stranger. He was obviously pissed off with my chicken-like noises and decided that he must act…by shouting “BOO!” as loudly as a human being is physically capable of doing. Not only did he cure my hiccups. Oh no. 80% of the passengers shat themselves, 18% appeared to have heart attacks, and the remaining 2% (the bus driver) jumped so viciously that he made the bus swerve suddenly. Which in turn induced more panicky behaviour from the passengers.
Thanks for curing my hiccups random stranger, almost at the cost of our lives.